|吐槽作业写不完的搞笑句子,顽皮有趣,点赞超多!
1、作业多如狗,左右没朋友,抬头看眼前,镜中单身狗。
Work as much as a dog. There are no friends around the homework. Looking up, I see a single dog in the mirror.
2、上学的时候作业多到想跳楼,放假的时候作业多到没时间跳楼。
When I go to school, I want to jump from the building. When I am on holiday, I have no time to jump.
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3、我见过最不要脸的人就是作业,我都说了不喜欢他,他硬要缠着我做了他。
The most shameless person I've ever met is homework. I said I didn't like him. He insisted on pestering me to do it.
4、为什么外国女生的手都那么好看,因为她们没写过中国作业。
Why are foreign girls' hands so good-looking? Because they haven't done Chinese homework.
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5、都21世纪了,还在做作业吗?要跟上时代的发展,手机才是第一位。
In the 21st century, are you still doing your homework? To keep up with the development of the times, mobile phone is the first.
6、我已经把作业摊在阳台上了,台风你自己看着办吧!
I have spread the homework on the balcony, typhoon, you see to do it yourself!
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7、从前有一个中国学生,他想写完作业再吃饭,结果他被饿死了。
Once upon a time, there was a Chinese student who wanted to finish his homework before eating. As a result, he was starved to death.
【 |吐槽作业写不完的搞笑句子,顽皮有趣,点赞超多!】8、为什么寒假作业比暑假短,因为热胀冷缩啊!那为什么作业一样多,因为质量不变。
Why winter vacation homework is shorter than summer vacation, because the heat expands and the cold shrinks! So why do you have the same amount of homework, because the quality doesn't change.
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9、作业如山,一山比一山高;作业如雨,你看到的永远只是一部分,作业如星,满天繁星数不尽。
Homework is like a mountain, one mountain is higher than another; homework is like rain, what you see is always only a part, homework is like stars, and there are countless stars in the sky.
10、每个同学都有一天之内写完作业的技能,但只能在假期的最后一天爆发。
Each student has the ability to finish his homework in one day, but only on the last day of the holiday.
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11、老师你太客气啦!放个暑假还送这么多作业,真是的!
You are very kind, teacher! It's so much homework for a summer vacation!
12、作业加载失败,请学校重新放假。
Failed to load the homework. Please take the school holiday again.
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