|一看就很开心的幽默句子,绝对滑稽,沙雕有趣!

1、我觉得我上辈子就是个蒲公英,别人都是甜甜的恋爱,我只有秃秃的脑袋。
I think my last life is a dandelion, others are sweet love, I only have bald head.
2、给你一个机会向我表白,如果你不好好把握,我就再给你一个。
Give you a chance to tell me, if you don't make good use of it, I'll give you another one.
|一看就很开心的幽默句子,绝对滑稽,沙雕有趣!
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3、这个天气,别问我几岁,问我几分熟吧!
This weather, don't ask me how old I am, ask me how familiar it is!
4、下雨天就适合睡觉,晴天就适合出去走走,漫长岁月竟然没有一天适合上学。
It is suitable for sleeping on rainy days and going out on sunny days. There is not a day suitable for going to school in the long years.
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5、和我爸妈理论,说一句是狡辩,说两句是顶嘴,再说一句是抬杠。
With my parents theory, I say one is sophistry, say two is back talk, another is flattery.
6、你能做我的QQ好友,微信好友,为什么不能做我的男朋友?
You can be my QQ friend and wechat friend. Why can't you be my boyfriend?
|一看就很开心的幽默句子,绝对滑稽,沙雕有趣!
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7、朋友引诱我喝奶茶,我拒绝了,我是要减肥的人,我守住了底线,奖励自己喝一杯奶茶。
Friends enticed me to drink milk tea, I refused. I was the one who wanted to lose weight. I kept the bottom line and rewarded myself with a cup of milk tea.
8、朋友问我,你会因为年纪大了,而随便找个男朋友结婚吗?开玩笑,随便就能找到吗?
My friend asked me, would you marry a boyfriend because you are old? Are you kidding? Can you find it anywhere?
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9、长胖以后,与朋友约着一起骑马减肥,一个月后,马瘦了十斤。
After gaining weight, he made an appointment with a friend to ride a horse to lose weight. After a month, the horse lost ten jin.
【 |一看就很开心的幽默句子,绝对滑稽,沙雕有趣!】10、年轻的时候一定要敢于做梦,毕竟年纪大了,很容易睡不着。
When you are young, you must dare to dream. After all, when you are old, it is not easy to fall asleep.
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11、一眨眼就要出成绩了,早知道就不眨眼了。
In the blink of an eye, the results came out. If I had known, I would not have blinked.
12、一切都会变好的,比如从胖变成好胖。
Everything will get better, from being fat to being very fat.
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